COUPLES GUIDE TO BETTER SEX OVER 40

Really!

Now that the two-week hormonal roller coaster complete with water-filled rolls of gut-fat, gas, itching, out-of-the blue-hysterics and easy drunky-ness has come to a temporary end, I believe I’ll be “having  What she’s having!”  And you better make it quick. Who knows how long this urge will last? I truly believe that the only thing stopping the sex in this house is the baby—the 26-year-old that has moved home. Puts a little crimp on watching porn!

“It’s so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.”
Joan Rivers

Item of the day:

Enjoy the best sex of your life after 40

From the bestselling Better Sex Video Library comes this 2-volume instructional video set to help couples over 40 keep their sex lives exciting and fulfilling. It will show you how maturity can enhance and reinvigorate sexual relationships. Vol. 1 teaches techniques to make and keep desire strong. Vol. 2 addresses in-depth physical issues, including great sex with back pain or post mastectomy or heart attack. Each volume is approx. 60 minutes. DVD or VHS. Compare at $49.90 if each purchased separately.

It’s a new month- thank Gawd!

Last month was horrific as far as the crazy ‘ second half of life’ was concerned.

First the CAT scan only showed how poor I am after the doc sent me a bill for $700. And that’s after Blue Cross chipped in. Then my body broke out into some crazy rash making my face puffy and red and my butt looked like a baboon’s ass. Not pretty on a 50 year old woman, trust me. My stomach was pissed at me and well…did I leave anything out? As my friend Julie asked me…”What are you dying of today?”

So far nothing, I can happily report except for some crankiness which is normal. And the stress due to the housing situation…mine mainly, but other than that, no harrassment from the hormones.

I had a week of socializing with other friends of a certain age and didn’t drink too much or eat the wrong foods, so I’ve got that going for me. Everyone looked great and I felt kind of old but what the hell. I forgot about it due to my ADD,  which is a wonderful part of the condition they forget to tell you about. But we had FUN!!!! No whining today!

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It’s all that talk with my G-friends about hubby’s and men and I’m just in the mood for this place.

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