Really!
Now that the two-week hormonal roller coaster complete with water-filled rolls of gut-fat, gas, itching, out-of-the blue-hysterics and easy drunky-ness has come to a temporary end, I believe I’ll be “having What she’s having!” And you better make it quick. Who knows how long this urge will last? I truly believe that the only thing stopping the sex in this house is the baby—the 26-year-old that has moved home. Puts a little crimp on watching porn!
“It’s so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.”
Joan Rivers
Item of the day:
COUPLES GUIDE TO BETTER SEX OVER 40
From the bestselling Better Sex Video Library comes this 2-volume instructional video set to help couples over 40 keep their sex lives exciting and fulfilling. It will show you how maturity can enhance and reinvigorate sexual relationships. Vol. 1 teaches techniques to make and keep desire strong. Vol. 2 addresses in-depth physical issues, including great sex with back pain or post mastectomy or heart attack. Each volume is approx. 60 minutes. DVD or VHS. Compare at $49.90 if each purchased separately.
